Humor
competitive a cappella
D1 A Cappella
The YellowJackets ended their regular season with a 1–1 record after earning first place in the Central Quarterfinals. Read More
good business
Free tuition? C’mon, UR is being too generous.
We all know that the more expensive something is, the more undoubtedly prestigious it is, duh. Read More
business
Lean output agreement reached between URMC & LPSA
Lean prices have dropped off steeply over the past month as the LPSA and URMC continued high outputs amid price disagreements while demand rapidly dropped off as consumers fled to ketamine in droves. Read More
covid party
UR fraternity hosts party exclusively for students with COVID-19
The event, titled “Staying Positive During the Pandemic,” took place last Friday, March 25 and reached about 70 students at its peak. Read More
flags
The flags are back!
Now, underclassmen can witness the flag lounge in all its glory. Read More
fight fight fight
Grounds crew exposed for hosting a groundhog fight ring
What better way to settle these territorial disputes than through an organized fighting ring? Read More
goldline
Shuttle Bus Transformer
The University of Rochester has been aware that the one of the shuttles our community takes is actually a weapon of mass destruction. Read More
elections
CT’s SA Election Suggestions
Here are some suggestions the Campus Times has compiled to make elections Ever Better. Read More
UR Joking
Elevating your elevator conversations
We’ve all been there, pressing that oh-so-shiny, round, absolutely irresistible button that will summon a hulking mass of metal to which you shall entrust your life to bring you up several hundred feet. The worst part of this death-trap-in-waiting? The most dreadful part of standing inside an iron cage hurtling skyward? Other people. Read More
fraternity
Frat boy Cupid and St. Valentine appear for Valentine’s Day
Skeptics, poets, unearthly deities battling for dominance, what would you have it: Love makes fools of us all. Read More
