Humor

The REAL Tips and Tricks for UR First-Years

Leave your bag on a desk in Rush Rhees for HOURS when you’re not there. Super cool dude :) Read More

Move In Weekend: A Sports Commentary

Let me tell you folks, this is a real intense batch. We’ve already seen some creative use of sidewalk space, such as one first year Chatheiryn Smith, who took up 30 square feet of the PepsiCo Plaza with her nucleo-mercury retrograde-enlightened crystal collection.  Read More

The Devil’s in the Details (of your syllabus)

Some have willingly entered into his service. I am no Faust: I was merely a fool. Lying in small print, at the bottom of the second page of his syllabus for ENGL 321 Read More

The Tumblr Revival No One Asked For

Maybe some good will come out of this unholy Tumblr/TikTok matrimony after all. Read More



UR dining is the epitome of convenience and class

The dining system here at UR is near-perfect. Read More

An official Campus Times apology

The Campus Times office located in Wilson Commons is the home to not only losers who don’t have anything better to do with their Sundays, but a quote wall. Read More

Students mesmerized by multicultural celebration

“This feels like D-Day, but the D stands for diversity,” visibly-excited sophomore Chad Smith told the Campus Times during a mid-program intermission. Read More

Fight Fight Fuck You Up Club

The best debates are settled through violence, which is why SA decided to host this opportunity for students. Read More