UR Joking
anti-stem
Do You Hear the People Sing? Singing the Song of English Majors
In stolen moments they scribble short stories about forests onto paper that remembers what it means to be a tree.
conspiracy!
Why Delaware isn’t real
It would look pretty bad for Biden if he had no political experience before becoming Vice President, right? He would have had no credibility.
hyperbowl
Stalking people on the Internet? You must be a Certified Bona Fide Journalism Man™!
No, Aunt Petricia, it would not be ethical for me to write an article about your famous beef stew, no matter how many it has inspired.
desperation
The Freshman Guide to Making Friends
Walk up to someone, get on your knees, and shout, “PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!!” Bonus points if you start hysterically sobbing.
demons
The Demonic Nature of Innovative Technology
Elkay EZO8WSSK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler Hands Free Activation Refrigerated Stainless, Stainless Steel
addition
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
You no longer need to make thermite at home, you can buy it in coffee cans. But it is kinda steep and you will need to cut the coffee out.
Adulting
An open letter to junior year
I made a bulleted list. Why? To convince myself that if I’ve survived what I deem pretty damn miserable, I can really do anything.
asbestos
There are freshmen in your walls
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Gilbert
The maze formally known as Gilbert Hall
It’s okay to turn a blind eye to abusing the laws of the natural world. All this reporter can do is turn around and walk out of Gilbert.
UR Joking
A letter to future UR kids
You can be bent over for two reasons at this school — either you're laughing so hard you can’t breathe, or you’re getting fucked over.
