UR Joking
joker
Knowledge is power
I ain't fucking around on my phone for multiple hours while the existential dread of never being good enough creeps in.
big fish small pond
‘Fish pledge’: the WCSA story
More troubling, she is one of the newer staff members: could this be a form of hazing? “If he dies, that’s on me,” she confides.
abacus
Libraries out of calculators, students turn to the dark arts
In replacement of the calculators, the libraries have begun to hand out abacuses to students, and offering lessons on how to use them.
Gilbert
Letter to the Editor: Regarding Gilbert being a non-Euclidean space
Gilbert just loops when one enters the stairwells. The next floor you find is one of the same four floors with occasional derivatives.
ccc
CCC: see a c-list app sinking in a sea of mediocrity
There’s a dearth of passion projects: I haven’t downloaded an app out of interest or joy in over five years.
Bee Campus
Dear Spirit Coordinator: please let me beat up Rocky
I want blood. I don’t know who the current Spirit Coordinator is, but if they’re reading this, I have only one word for them: coward.
finding love
I’ve had enough of the PDA in Gleason!
I’m tired of trying to do work while the couples next to me flirt at each other without a care in the world. There is no coolness in that.
fake news
Three headlines and a lie
Three of these headlines are real and one is faker than promising “let’s get coffee if you’re ever in town!” Can you spot the odd one out?
#Wake up sheeple
A comprehensive guide to common sense nap control
NEVER NAP WITH YOUR BODY POINTED NORTH SOUTH. The lay lines could wash over you and cause your subconscious to capsize.
