UR Joking

Mishap at Rochester Easter egg hunt leaves event organizers scrambling for cover

The plan was simple. All we needed to do was go to the supermarket, get some fake eggs, hide them, and the event would be over... easy. Read More

Poetry from the Publisher

These works were so moving, we felt it would complete our image as a morally emaciated, corrupt media outlet to withhold these from the public. Read More

A humble review of Connection’s soups

These Connections soups were my life, my blood. And as a soup connoisseur, I looked forward to testing each recipe. Read More

The boys need a new WilCo bathroom

Women get a nice, triangular bathroom in Wilson Commons to take mirror selfies in. Men do not have such a glamorous sanctuary. Read More

April Fools! No guests allowed.

It’s always surprising when Reslife is organized enough to announce something, let alone have a policy. Read More

Study finds link between gaming and decreased sex life

That’s right, more and more men are playing videogames in their parents basement, and it’s having an impact on their sex life.  Read More

Zack Snyder’s ‘Justice League’ clearly needs more slow motion

When I found out 10% of the film was in slow motion, I thought to myself, “Come on Zack, what the fuck? Why not make an hour of it in slow motion?" Read More

Rocky gets Queer Eye makeover

UR’s beloved mascot, Rocky the Yellowjacket, has gotten another makeover — this time with the help of the Fab Five from “Queer Eye.” Read More

Boat’s Stuck. Can’t Help.

From the April Fools section: The current plan is to have the Mechanical Engineering students design tugboats to pull the larger boat into place. Read More

UR Plagued: A Passover tale

At the start of this month, I decided to embrace the holiday and reread the story of Passover to put myself in the shoes of my ancestors. Read More