Archives - Jeremy Reguer
UR Joking
Mishap at Rochester Easter egg hunt leaves event organizers scrambling for cover
The plan was simple. All we needed to do was go to the supermarket, get some fake eggs, hide them, and the event would be over... easy.
UR Joking
UR Plagued: A Passover tale
At the start of this month, I decided to embrace the holiday and reread the story of Passover to put myself in the shoes of my ancestors.
Satire
How to throw a ‘virtual’ frat party in 2021
With the COVID-19 pandemic turning one full year old (happy birthday, by the way), people are growing impatient. That’s why I made the ultimate guide to throwing a 100 percent virtual frat party.
Narratives
The diary of a student forgotten in Whipple Park
Hello to whoever finds this in the future. My name is Chad Spike, and I’m quarantining in Whipple Park because I got COVID-19.
Satire
Letter to the Editor: In defense of Rocky
Rocky is a valuable, hardworking member of the community, as proven by his business endeavor on campus Rocky’s Sub Shop (and, posthumously until the libs get over this whole virus thing, Lounge).
UR Joking
Junior sets prestigious record for amount of student organization rejections
As of this semester, a Rochester junior has successfully been rejected from all 359 clubs and organizations on campus. Chad Spike, who wished to remain anomalous, spent three years getting kicked out, turned away, and barred entry from literally every organization on campus.
Valentine's Day
How to reclaim valentine’s day
You’re probably sitting in your dorm playing solitaire, eating Kraft singles, singing the latest hit singles. Just because you’re single doesn’t mean that you can’t love the day of love, so here are 10 tips to enjoy Valentine’s day solo.
