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Rest In Pieces, Dr. ChatBot

The lack of emails to come has proven to take a gigantic toll on those motherfuckers who don’t clear out their inbox and brag about how many unread email notifications they have for the sole purpose of being completely insufferable. Read More

What your workshop icebreaker says about YOU

Roses & Thorns: It’s a classic for a reason, and that reason is narcissism. Read More

Erin Smith would like a job, please

“Ah, our initials are both E. S.” You laugh and immediately regret it. Read More

Intro to Home Economics, for Business Majors

"Week 1: Cooking - Students will learn how to crack open an egg and use an oven." Read More

Everything is sports now

"One hot-press incident as a result of this new health kick: The University of Rochester Furs are running on life-size hamster wheels during their meetings." Read More

What if we kissed in breakout room 3… ahaha… jk… unless…

Thank god classes will be in person on Jan. 31 so we can all go back to good old random frat party hookups (and then ignoring said hookups for  the next two weeks despite seeing them everywhere on campus). Read More

How to act like an adult even though there’s actually no point in existing anymore

Back then when it was fashionable to spread your face germs all over other people’s face germs at face germ-sharing parties, college life was nothing but bliss. So why aren’t you happy? Read More

COVID-19 virus patch notes: 1.4.2 (Omicron update)

Fans of the popular illness SARS-Coronavirus Disease 2019 will be excited to hear of the upcoming Omicron update from our South Africa and (secretly) European studio(s)! Read More

Cease and desist, humor editors!

Please, I beg of you, please stop sending me emails. I’ll do anything! I’ll take an 8 a.m. class with mandatory attendance! I’ll fill out Dr. Chatbot every day! I’ll fix my sleep schedule! Anything! Truly! Read More

Friendless friendsgiving

So, you want to hold a Friendsgiving, but there’s just one problem: you have no friends. Well, settle down, my lonesome pupil, you’ve come to the right place! Read More