Humor
Narratives
My beautiful dark twisted idea book
I was interested to see what ideas didn’t actually make it past the drawing board, so we reached out to DONDA Headquarters (located entirely in Mr. West’s imagination), and were happy to receive this comprehensive list of game-changers, broken down into several categories. Read More
UR Joking
Big decorates wrong side of room, leaves roommate pissed
This past Friday, upon returning from a three day trip in order to present her research in Seattle, freshman Hannah Moore opened her dorm to what she described as a nightmare. Read More
UR Joking
Student sets new personal best
The snowstorm of February 2016 will always be remembered by UR students. Whatever your reason may be—frustration that classes weren't all canceled, a day full of sledding, or a date with Netflix—it certainly wasn't a day to forget about. Read More
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 3
Drifting off, I had the strange sensation of floating. Suddenly, I found myself walking in a field. Sunflowers as far as I could see, the sky an unnaturally pale blue. Jeez, I said to myself, this is what happens when you hit the sauce too hard. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Affluenza, extraterrestrials and Sanders tattoos
Another case of affluenza has been reported in Tarrant County, Texas. Doctors say that it isn’t contagious, but can be passed down from parent to child. Read More
Narratives
Snow day better than no day
What I’m going to do here is provide a play-by-play of how I spent the day at my off-campus home, and why, if you didn’t do exactly as I did, you were wrong. Read More
UR Joking
UR snow problems
“We are really sorry, but in our defense, we even thought that the school would be closed,” Austin Cook, Director of Plowing at the University of Rochester, said in response to student complaints of excess snow on pathways. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Empty planes and missing cats
After takeoff, a Chinese woman found that she was the only passenger on the plane. It was swell, until she realized that the pilots were missing as well. Read More
Narratives
A real, surviving, Bachelor, American Idol
With the spring TV season fully back into swing, lets consider some lessons of famous reality shows. Read More
Toddler Detective
Charles, toddler detective, chapter 2: A fence named picket
It’s never good to deal with guys who have tummy aches—who knows what’ll make ‘em snap? Read More