Humor
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 5
Mommy drove me over to Scarlet’s for what was nominally a “play-date,” but, in reality, a full-scale investigation that could leave some scars. Read More
UR Joking
Students experiment with new drug, REM
Spring is in the air and students are desperately turning to a new illicit substance to combat the pain of midterms. Read More
Satire
Poking Fun at the News: Disney movies, Cambodia, and Donald Trump
Cops arrested a suspect as he was driving around in a child’s bright pink toy car. The man is expected to be sentenced—to a very long timeout. Read More
Narratives
The Slogan Debunker
Slogans are pivotal marketing opportunities for groups, and I have been tasked with assessing the logic behind a few popular slogans. Read More
Narratives
My beautiful dark twisted idea book
I was interested to see what ideas didn’t actually make it past the drawing board, so we reached out to DONDA Headquarters (located entirely in Mr. West’s imagination), and were happy to receive this comprehensive list of game-changers, broken down into several categories. Read More
UR Joking
Big decorates wrong side of room, leaves roommate pissed
This past Friday, upon returning from a three day trip in order to present her research in Seattle, freshman Hannah Moore opened her dorm to what she described as a nightmare. Read More
UR Joking
Student sets new personal best
The snowstorm of February 2016 will always be remembered by UR students. Whatever your reason may be—frustration that classes weren't all canceled, a day full of sledding, or a date with Netflix—it certainly wasn't a day to forget about. Read More
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 3
Drifting off, I had the strange sensation of floating. Suddenly, I found myself walking in a field. Sunflowers as far as I could see, the sky an unnaturally pale blue. Jeez, I said to myself, this is what happens when you hit the sauce too hard. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Affluenza, extraterrestrials and Sanders tattoos
Another case of affluenza has been reported in Tarrant County, Texas. Doctors say that it isn’t contagious, but can be passed down from parent to child. Read More
Narratives
Snow day better than no day
What I’m going to do here is provide a play-by-play of how I spent the day at my off-campus home, and why, if you didn’t do exactly as I did, you were wrong. Read More
