Humor

A spontaneous checklist for surviving an apocalypse

I very much wish to submit a comprehensive checklist of items of importance that I believe everyone should own in the event of a possible apocalypse. Read More

After the election, study abroad sees dramatic spike in applicants

And the fallout went beyond the expected liberal response—conservatives students want to go abroad, too. Read More

Bad Advice from Brian: Dining hall food

Ah, finally, a problem I can actually relate to. Fasten your diaper-straps, Danny: I'm about to give advice the crap out of to you about this. Read More

Bad Advice from Brian: Boys

You might think the first step in winning your crush’s heart would be, necessarily, to meet them. Not true, actually! Read More

Benefits of Douglass labeling

The opening of the newly-renovated Douglass Dining Center this semester has brought many improvements to the school. Read More

Phone call from home

Yes? Oh hi, sweetie, you’re here! You can hear us, right? Read More

Rebranding UR

I would like to submit a brief set of ideas for redefining the UR brand. Read More

Bad Advice from Brian: Climate change

So you want to know how to be more eco-friendly. Okay, seems easy enough. Read More

First presidential debate sways undecided voters

Undecided voters discussed the first presidential debate and how it changed their views on the candidates. Read More

Eastman statue comes to life

“MUST. DESTROY,” George Eastman’s statute bellowed as he awoke from his 84-year slumber. Read More