Humor
groundboi
The underground professorhood: A groundboi night school
In the early hours of the morning with the cover of darkness and the moon high in the sky, a community of animals met at the stoop of a groundhog hole on the hill beside Jackson Court. Read More
calendars
Manglesdorf launches campaign to end October
From the Humor Section: More major calendar-focused upheaval, such as changing November to Hendecavember and December to Dodecember will not be addressed during this survey period. Read More
blondeboi
Groundbreaking groundhog goes blonde
Blondeboi has been reviewed by Monroe County Animal Control, and ruled legally blonde. Read More
Dr Chat Bot
Dr. Chat Bot is coming for you
Did you forget to fill out your daily health screening? Read More
Ivy
UR to be Named an Ivy School
Nichols also said that whenever she looks at the ivy it “brings back fond memories of [her] rejection letter from Cornell,” and she’s not the only one! Read More
Administration
Message to the UR community on recent controversy
In the spirit of supporting our students and retaining a happy campus, we have decided to create an environment of blissful ignorance. Read More
mascots
Quad Skunk fills void left by Quad Fox?
Administration has decided to adopt Quad Skunk as an official unofficial mascot, T-shirts will be sold at the bookstore for the low, low price of $100. Read More
forts
UR to finish first place in fort competition
The skeleton of the award-winning fort is visible in Hirst, formally known as the Flag Lounge, now known as the Fort Lounge. Read More
Anti-racism
Anti-racist DPS policy to include blindfolds
DPS plans to have all officers wear blindfolds or horse blinders when driving because, “if we can’t see their face, we can’t tell their race.” Read More
entomology
Goddamn yellowjackets everywhere
From the Humor Section: According to many sources on the University’s historic River Campus, there are yellowjackets absolutely all over the goddamn place. Read More