Humor

Melanie Throws A Coup

I am tired of the self-serving bureaucracy in the rigid walls of academia standing strong at this institution. So I, like Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball, will knock them down to liberate our society from the siren’s trap of capitalist academia. Read More

New Technology Revolutionizes Student-Campaigning

With fresh eyes and even fresher 12-packs of multicolored chalk, candidates have taken to the sidewalks to quite literally get their name out there. Read More

“Literacy? In MY Drama Club?”

I love not knowing how to read. I’m doing so well. Read More

Woodland Gods in Your Woods? It’s More Likely Than You Think.

To Whomever among the Petty Mortals It May Concern, We write to you, sinking to a level of pathetic bargaining hitherto unknown to immortal beings, to ask that you please, as humans say, fuck right off.  Read More

“Tenure? I hardly know her!”

Assistant professors across the nation are fucking around. What’s the worst that could happen — no one giving them money? Read More

QUIZ: Which Meliora Are You?

Which Meliora Are You? Read More

Lonely Musings: A Mouse’s Memoir

Dear Diary: I got a piece of cheese from some student that thinks they’re the main character. Read More

The REAL Tips and Tricks for UR First-Years

Leave your bag on a desk in Rush Rhees for HOURS when you’re not there. Super cool dude :) Read More

Move In Weekend: A Sports Commentary

Let me tell you folks, this is a real intense batch. We’ve already seen some creative use of sidewalk space, such as one first year Chatheiryn Smith, who took up 30 square feet of the PepsiCo Plaza with her nucleo-mercury retrograde-enlightened crystal collection.  Read More

The Devil’s in the Details (of your syllabus)

Some have willingly entered into his service. I am no Faust: I was merely a fool. Lying in small print, at the bottom of the second page of his syllabus for ENGL 321 Read More