Humor
April Fools
Protest policy changes: A rundown
The status of UR’s Protest Policy is constantly in flux so here’s a rundown to help you keep track of it all. Read More
April Fools
Album Review
I listened to an Album by an Artist and it was okay, I guess. When I pressed play, it made noises and I heard it. That was fine. Read More
April Fools
Comedy declared dead by federal regulators
Fun time’s over, according to Federal Commissioner of Comedy Sean O’Comedy, who has officially declared that comedy is dead. Read More
April Fools
AG Letitia James Seizes Rush Rhees Library as Part of Trump’s Asset Forfeiture
The building notably does not bear any Trump branding, unlike his other properties but considered "an indispensable part" of his real estate portfolio. Read More
bees
Not a drill: UR’s administration is trying to control us with mechanical bees.
“Hello, student. I am NOT a mechanical bee. Would you like a lollipop?” The student then follows the voice, and the bee flies into his ear. Read More
anti-stalking
How to anti-stalk someone in 10 steps
Expect the unexpected. Who would be in the stacks on a Friday evening? WRONG. This mentality is shortsighted. Read More
insanity
Where’s Waldo? Inside of us all along.
Flipping through the next few pages, I spent less time finding Waldo. I was only thrown off when they added red herrings. Read More
Buffalo Bills
Angry Bills rant
It's like reading a children’s book for the 70th time and being surprised at the ending. “No way the Chiefs beat us again!" Read More
Geedis
Help, Geedis is leaking again
Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding? Read More