Tagged - Halloween
Halloween
‘Hocus Pocus: the Drag Parody Musical’ promises a spicy, spooky show
The parody is as raunchy as you would expect for a show promoted with the phrase “we spell witches with a capital B." Read More
Halloween
‘Smile’: or, a eulogy for Mustache
Creepy smiles, good scares, dead cat. Four out of five stars. Read More
#Fuck spiders
Southside spiders seriously spook Stella
Imagine my displeasure upon finding a gargantuan, lustrous-rumped, gangly-legged, octo-eyed, bitch-ass orb weaver staring at me from its tiny nest of butt string. Read More
#Scary movies
About ten scary movies to watch in the dark
Scary movies have driven Halloween since the first moving picture was created by a guy carving a bunch of tiny shapes into a turnip and spinning it around really fast. Read More
#Part of a complete breakfast
Soylent-Quarantine for Halloween
Our scientists and witchcraft students have invented a new kind of food that not only can feed our students, but has all the saccharine empty calories of Halloween candy. Read More
#Get off the steps
A nightmare on fraternity road: sexy Swarm Monitor
Imagine if we didn’t have SWARM monitors at parties, who would tell you to get off the steps? Read More
Halloween
Embracing the ‘crazy ex-girlfriend’
Feelings don’t just disappear after a breakup, and there shouldn’t be a time limit on their acceptability. Read More
Environment
Save the planet: Repurpose your Halloween costume
I have a proposal: Normalize wearing Halloween costumes year round. Read More
COVID-19
Make a mask a part of your Halloween costume
We’re doing so well keeping our campus open and free from outbreaks, but we’re one unmasked party away from shutting everything down. Read More
Halloween
Morbid curiosity: What’s so interesting about true crime?
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction is obliged to stick to believable possibilities, and truth isn’t. Read More
