Humor
Douglass
Douglass doors demand deliverance
“THIS DOOR MUST REMAIN CLOSED AT ALL TIMES,” the sign read. But did anyone ever ask the door what it thought about that? Read More
Commencement
Choose your own Commencement
You see a fun article on the Campus Times website. Do you want to read it?
Yes (proceed to article) or No (proceed to article anyway) Read More
food
CT Eats: The Pit
So you've had a long day studying for that midterm and the the only thing you have left to do is to eat until you de-stress. The world-renowned Pit is ready to serve you. Read More
Nicolas Cage
Picolas Cage: The Epilogue: Return of the Cage
Several months after I had last seen Nic Cage, I was surprised to hear what sounded like someone opening the front door of the mansion he bequeathed me. Read More
5K Challenge
5K Challenge winner announced
The winning proposal in the annual 5K Challenge triumphed over ideas such as massage chairs and ski pants, despite having been submitted in crayon on the back of a pizza box. Read More
Humor
15 Beers on the Erie Canal
15 Beers on the Erie Canal, Rochester's premier maritime commerce–themed bar, will be closing its doors at the end of the calendar year. It will be owner Lawrence Leary's eighth failed business at the location. Read More
Bug Jar
Frat bro exposed to competence
Frat Brother accidentally goes to the Eastman campus. He was stunned by what he found there. Read More
Humor
‘Everyone Poops’ sequel announced
Coming to a bookstore near you: "Everyone Dies," the surprise sequel to the timeless children's book, “Everyone Poops." Read More
Humor
‘You’ve been Punc’d!’
Most people celebrated a traditional Easter Mass this weekend, Susquanandaiguaquoit's visiting priest had other ideas. Read More
Humor
Easter Bunny: Hoppin’ mad
Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny. I’m probably the least-appreciated figure in holiday lore. Another year has come and gone and once again I’ve received no recognition for my work. I feel like Santa gets all the credit when I do the same work that he does and more. Read More