Humor
Guns
GOP says: Ban schools
This past Friday, GOP lawmakers announced a party-wide initiative to end school shootings by banning schools. Read More
Olympics
Russia hosts Alternate Olympics to protest ban
Banned from attending the Olympics by the International Olympic Committee, Russian president Vladimir Putin has created his own. Read More
Humor
Microsoft announces new product: The Zune
In response to Apple's market domination, Microsoft announced the release of their new MP3 player, the Zune. Read More
Humor
Confessions of a Sony executive
A Sony executive laments their choice to turn down the movie rights to B-list superheroes now that they have become some of the biggest cash cows in movie history. Read More
Humor
Mummies in space: Exciting new astroarchaeological discovery
“I doubt I could have found it if I were looking for it." How a blip on a long range sensor became one of the biggest, recent discoveries in astroarchaeology. Read More
NFL
There’s no ‘good’ in ‘Goodell,’ but there’s an N, F, and L in ‘not fully legal’
For years the Patriots dominated every opponent they faced. The Eagle's Super Bowl upset reveals that there is more to their victory than field performance. Read More
Humor
Smile, you’re being watched
They sat me down in a grey-walled cubicle, put a monitor in front of me and explained my new job. Yep, I’m the FBI agent who watches you through your laptop camera. Read More
Politics
Punxsutawney Phil gives State of the Forest address
From Bernie Loonders to Sean Parrotty, reactions were strong to President Punxsutawney Phil's State of the Forest Address. Read More
ITS
ITS, beloved study space, dies at 48
ITS, which helped students get work done without violating the academic honesty policy, died Dec. 22, 2017, of unknown causes. The death was confirmed by Connections Cafe, Gleason Library, and the UR Tech Store. Read More
NFL
The Harry Potter fan’s guide to watching the Super Bowl
Not everyone is a football fan, but it seems like everyone watches the Super Bowl. If you're having trouble understanding what all the hype is about, we've put Super Bowl LII in terms everyone can understand — Harry Potter. Read More
