Humor
UR Joking
I tried to do D-Day at my home and now my parents think I have a drinking problem
In these trying times, I deserve a bacchanal. And like going on Disneychannel.com, I would just have to get my parent’s permission first. Read More
UR Joking
I am braver than any U.S. Marine for reading the Humor Editor email archives
The Humor inbox is like the ocean — if you go really deep, farther than sunlight and the reach of God, you find truly alien creatures. Take a dive with me! Read More
UR Joking
UR student stuck at Whipple Park Blue Line stop for over a month
The student, a first-year named Ursula Munds-Gurganus, had been buying Tide Pods at CVS and lunching at Chipotle for the third time in two days. Read More
Political Comedy
Here’s how Barry can still win
It's 1986. It's 1962. It's 1988. It's 1981. It's 2020. It's 1991. It's 2024. It's 2016. No matter the year, Bernie and Barry Sanders share a destiny. Read More
UR Tech
Find love in the time of corona with these quarantine date ideas!
Get to really know that person you’re sending snapchats of your ceiling to! Watch the movie critics are calling "Fight Club for White Women!" Read More
UR Joking
How to telepathically kill someone who doesn’t know how to mute their zoom microphone
If they had only turned off their mic, things would be different — but the idiocy is unforgivable. They must be the sacrificial lamb. Read More
UR Joking
An open letter to the girl we saw pick her nose on Zoom
Thanks to Zoom we are, despite our physical distance, now closer to our peers than ever before. And it turns out being close to our peers fucking sucks. Read More
UR Joking
What do Sports Editors do when there are no sports?
Normally my duties include watching sports, talking to people who play sports, and writing about sports. These days I mostly just watch cockroach racing. Read More
Political Comedy
Bernie Sanders continues to exist
Sanders hopes that coronavirus strengthens the case for Medicare for All, which would make finding out your hospital has run out of ventilators free. Read More
UR Joking
UR seniors excited to watch virtual commencement with their parents, painfully hungover
Students claim that being hungover for virtual commencement would not be noticeably different from a traditional in-person ceremony. Read More
