Humor

Disappointment at disappearance of dorm room galleries

“I’ve been having people over at the house. I know we’re not supposed to, but I think the rule breaking just contributes to the artistry of my decor." Read More

Freshman Cooking Basics: Ramen

If you’re not willing to compromise in the carcinogen category, I’d opt for Maggi noodles, which contain 25% more lead and MSG than Maruchan ramen noodles. Read More

How a transnasal lobotomy made me reevaluate my life

What was supposed to be a brief nasal swab scrambled my brain like an ostrich egg. I immediately blacked out for 18 hours. I think. Read More

I have taken the Flag Lounge into my own hands

There were 163 flags hanging in the lounge, each one three by five feet. That’s a lot to just "hide." Where are they now? Read More

Varsity football to become scooter club due to pandemic

Maybe a cavalry charge would be a good analogy? Either way, they’re zooming around campus on scooters and having a blast doing it.  Read More

Study shows food provides protection from COVID-19

“Because social distancing is required at all times, and I can’t have any visitors, the news that food prevents coronavirus spread has completely saved my social life,” Read More

Rocky X Future collab: Wear A Mask

Take a listen to this sick track from rapper Future and UR icon Rocky, as they remind you of the best way to combat COVID-19. Read More

How to enter a dorm you don’t live in

Sometimes you just need to visit a friend. Sometimes you have to get creative to get into their dorm room. Read More

My drug-induced quarantine haze

Two weeks is a long time to spend alone with your thoughts. Maybe too long. Read More

Meridians seen wandering deserted River Campus may be ghosts

Corroborating reports from Public Safety, Facilities, and the student-led GhostbustURs have confirmed the presence of wandering spectral Meridians. Read More