Humor
UR Joking
The real reason students returned to campus: The results will shock you
87% of on-campus respondents cite access to school WiFi, and with it, freedom from Duo authentication, as the most exciting part of on-campus life. Read More
Political Comedy
Email from a distraught, unvaccinated donor
Nobody told me there was a cutoff for illegal benefits, and it would have been nice to know considering my most recent donation of $150 and two black market kidneys seems to total only $5 net value under the apparent “official” vaccine “price.” Read More
Dr Chat Bot
Dr. Chatbot’s namesake: Jeremiah A. Chatbot III
When Jeremiah A. Chatbot III was just a young boy growing up in Brooklyn, his parents motivated him to do great things in life. Read More
Chicken
The human beauty of the internet
The world wide web is perhaps the most complete repository of human strangeness to ever exist. Read More
Cats
Study buddy cat-tastrophe
If you want to use this as a reference for studying with your own pets, go ahead, but keep in mind that your experience may be very different from mine. Read More
economics
Disobey the no-guest policy as an act of civil disobedience
I encourage the rest of campus to follow suit in my noble endeavor to stop the unjust laws governing our campus and really stick it to the man with me. Read More
Douglass
CT Eats: Douggie
I found some real delicacies there, and I’m honestly impressed... that I’ve been eating the same three things without ending up comatose. Read More
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From the Humor Section: Its flimsy build also makes it easy to fold to get to those hard-to-reach areas, making it great for watering plants and performing your routine enema. Read More
CDCS
Love, loss, and listings on UR Student
If you are one of the many people having issues with scheduling, here is a list of tips and tricks for you to try. Read More
Brewskies
Campus by torchlight
Sophomore Chadwick Barnes had just the idea: He and his boys, out on the quad, pounding brewskis and tossing dice. Read More
