Humor
Satire
After giving the community what it desperately needed, Lil Nosey risks cancellation
We worry that the harsh consequences of cancelling will hurt not only Lil Nosey, but the community as a whole. Read More
Political Comedy
UR Alum and Ex-Trump aide reveals former president thought COVID-19 was Xi Jinping prank
Desperate not to be the victim of yet another one of Xi’s pranks, Trump ignored what he saw as a fake crisis. Read More
Satire
‘Strip for Scholarship’ work-study program announced
The “Strip for Scholarship” program application will open on April 12, and will be available to all undergraduate students. Read More
Satire
Letter to the Editor: What the FUCK is up with laundry on this campus
I hope nobody’s breaking guest policy to get laid, because there’s not a chance in hell they’ll ever get to wash those sheets. Read More
UR Joking
Rocky gets Queer Eye makeover
UR’s beloved mascot, Rocky the Yellowjacket, has gotten another makeover — this time with the help of the Fab Five from “Queer Eye.” Read More
UR Joking
Boat’s Stuck. Can’t Help.
From the April Fools section: The current plan is to have the Mechanical Engineering students design tugboats to pull the larger boat into place. Read More
Satire
All UR sports teams undefeated in 2020 season
One of the most worrying aspects of the amazing defensive streak for the ’Jackets was the record-low attendance at games Read More
Satire
BAC of undergrads is sky-high during midterms
"For one student, his blood test had no actual blood; his veins were running only on Genesee Lights and Snapples. He’s a medical miracle!" Read More
UR Joking
UR Plagued: A Passover tale
At the start of this month, I decided to embrace the holiday and reread the story of Passover to put myself in the shoes of my ancestors. Read More
Darwin
Darwin: wise or wack?
I come to you today, dear readers, with what I unabashedly believe to be the biggest scientific revelation in the history of our species. Read More
