Humor

Study finds link between gaming and decreased sex life

That’s right, more and more men are playing videogames in their parents basement, and it’s having an impact on their sex life.  Read More

Zack Snyder’s ‘Justice League’ clearly needs more slow motion

When I found out 10% of the film was in slow motion, I thought to myself, “Come on Zack, what the fuck? Why not make an hour of it in slow motion?" Read More

After giving the community what it desperately needed, Lil Nosey risks cancellation

We worry that the harsh consequences of cancelling will hurt not only Lil Nosey, but the community as a whole.  Read More

UR Alum and Ex-Trump aide reveals former president thought COVID-19 was Xi Jinping prank

Desperate not to be the victim of yet another one of Xi’s pranks, Trump ignored what he saw as a fake crisis. Read More

‘Strip for Scholarship’ work-study program announced

The “Strip for Scholarship” program application will open on April 12, and will be available to all undergraduate students. Read More

Letter to the Editor: What the FUCK is up with laundry on this campus

I hope nobody’s breaking guest policy to get laid, because there’s not a chance in hell they’ll ever get to wash those sheets. Read More

Rocky gets Queer Eye makeover

UR’s beloved mascot, Rocky the Yellowjacket, has gotten another makeover — this time with the help of the Fab Five from “Queer Eye.” Read More

Boat’s Stuck. Can’t Help.

From the April Fools section: The current plan is to have the Mechanical Engineering students design tugboats to pull the larger boat into place. Read More

All UR sports teams undefeated in 2020 season

One of the most worrying aspects of the amazing defensive streak for the ’Jackets was the record-low attendance at games Read More

BAC of undergrads is sky-high during midterms

"For one student, his blood test had no actual blood; his veins were running only on Genesee Lights and Snapples. He’s a medical miracle!" Read More