Humor
rochester thingz
Head to Headboard: Cardiac arrest via Rochesterian grub staple
For the layperson, Rochester (the city) means about three different things: RIT, the University of Rochester (if they don’t think that’s just RIT said differently), and the garbage plate. Read More
campus secrets
Notes by Nadia: The joys of tour season
If these kids are potential UR material, they should be treated as such. Read More
ai
Chat GPT reviews the Campus Times
The Campus Times is a student-run newspaper that has been serving the University of Rochester community since 1873. The newspaper covers a wide range of topics, including news, features, opinion pieces, sports, arts, and culture. The newspaper is published weekly during the academic year and is available in print and online. One of the standout […]
advice
A Shrekcellent Way to Deal with Stress
Happiness does not necessarily come from a cult; it comes from a sense of community. Read More
Concerts
Eastman Announces Woodstock Revival
“Woodstock ‘23,” is set for June 23 through June 25, and will feature an array of artists whom the organizers claim students will definitely love. Please. Read More
Bob Dylan
CT Drinks: Intense Milk Cocktails
Do you consider yourself a cocktail connoisseur? Experiment with Upstate Farm’s finest dairy product, Intense Milk, in your concoctions! Read More
elvis
ELVIS WINS BEST PICTURE! LUHRMANN MISSES DICAPRIO!
Austin Butler won an Oscar for his role in “Elvis,” but there must have been someone, or something, missing for Luhrmann. My guess is Leonardo DiCaprio. Read More
borg
Jungle your juice
In case you have yet to juice your jungle, I am here to rock your world (respectfully). You’ve got the funny juice. You love the funny juice! Read More
money laundering
Smartest Simon Business School student
Professors offer extra credit to students willing to do their dirty work. Read More
fireworks tomfoolery
The time I almost died
I don’t know exactly what happened, but something went wrong. I was busy laughing about something when suddenly, I heard a deafening noise. Read More
