UR Joking

Bad advice from Brian

Dear Brian, how do I know whether I should pass/fail a class? Read More

Security commission recommends arming Seligman

“We’re hoping this will really cut down on underage drinking on campus.” Read More

Closing remarks

Friends and loyal reader, this will be last piece of work as a “humor” writer for the Campus Times. Read More

Norovirus evades Public Safety

As I am sure the majority of you have heard by now, the notorious and nefarious Norovirus has invaded the River Campus this week. Symptoms of this virus include fatigue, nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting, and being a real party pooper. Read More

Fott Scu plays Trump card in SA campaign

“We are going to build a wall. Oh, and RIT will pay for it.” Read More

SA president Grant Dever gets a haircut

Look, sometimes things change and there isn’t anything you can do about it. Read More

Former Humor Editors reconsidering run for SA office

Last year, the pair considered entering the race, but decided that a position in office wouldn’t be beneficial to anyone. Read More

Students experiment with new drug, REM

Spring is in the air and students are desperately turning to a new illicit substance to combat the pain of midterms. Read More

Big decorates wrong side of room, leaves roommate pissed

This past Friday, upon returning from a three day trip in order to present her research in Seattle, freshman Hannah Moore opened her dorm to what she described as a nightmare. Read More

Student sets new personal best

The snowstorm of February 2016 will always be remembered by UR students. Whatever your reason may be—frustration that classes weren't all canceled, a day full of sledding, or a date with Netflix—it certainly wasn't a day to forget about. Read More