UR Joking

Dr. Chatbot is coming for us all

Beyond mining your data from its daily screenings, there’s a darker secret to the program’s schtick. Dr. Chatbot is going to take over the world. Read More

Groundbreaking groundhog goes blonde

Blondeboi has been reviewed by Monroe County Animal Control, and ruled legally blonde. Read More

Dr. Chat Bot is coming for you

Did you forget to fill out your daily health screening? Read More

UR to be Named an Ivy School

Nichols also said that whenever she looks at the ivy it “brings back fond memories of [her] rejection letter from Cornell,” and she’s not the only one! Read More

Message to the UR community on recent controversy

In the spirit of supporting our students and retaining a happy campus, we have decided to create an environment of blissful ignorance. Read More

Quad Skunk fills void left by Quad Fox?

Administration has decided to adopt Quad Skunk as an official unofficial mascot, T-shirts will be sold at the bookstore for the low, low price of $100. Read More

UR to finish first place in fort competition

The skeleton of the award-winning fort is visible in Hirst, formally known as the Flag Lounge, now known as the Fort Lounge. Read More

Goddamn yellowjackets everywhere

From the Humor Section: According to many sources on the University’s historic River Campus, there are yellowjackets absolutely all over the goddamn place. Read More

How the highway to hell has changed for COVID

Even though I’m in Hell this semester, and not lurking in the tunnels, don’t despair! I’ll be holding Zoom sessions for you to get taken care of. Read More

Supreme to sponsor new Optics Laser

The Supreme x UR Optics collab, the Yellowjacket-Machina Laser, drops Dec.r 21. According to University President Sarah Mangelsdorf, this has been in the works for some time now as an initiative to get more students to study optical engineering. The Yellowjacket-Machina laser features a classy gold lining on the outside, with a titanium-garnet crystal core […]