UR Joking

Rekindling my religious fire with the Miami Boys Choir

One commenter on the original MBC video referred to the genre of music as “K-Pop (kosher pop),” and I haven’t stopped laughing at the randomness of this phenomenon in public whenever I think about it a little too hard. Read More

A guide to first-year attachment styles

The math isn’t mathing, and that’s good because it’s going to confuse the anxious-ambivalents, which was our goal all along. Read More

Reslife comic

But what happened to your bed? Read More

TOP SECRET: My life as an undercover freshman

Even after hours of simpering chatter over empty fry boats, I still have no goddamn clue why they flock to the Pit like fledgling geese scrambling to shit on my lawn. Read More

Feel the Chemistry

There is no outside world: Existence is a prison, and carbon is my enemy. The fuck is a valence? Electric-type Pokémon did not prepare me for this shit. Read More

A brief guide to the trials and tribulations regarding the steps of Rochester

This University, conveniently, has no consistency in their stair design: the first-year quad has some beefy steps and Wilco has tiny little bitch stairs. Read More

Fall cleaning: storage suggestions for your Google Drive

A proposed schedule for an interdisciplinary major you never created? A PDF that just has a singular smiley face on it in 72-point font? You’re past that. New Drive, new you. Read More

Critical Fail: New Tabletop Gaming Club Members Face Hazing

This club is renowned for its dicey decisions, and strict roles for all its members. The club in question was none other than the dastardly, the one and only: Tabletop RPG club.  Read More

Melanie Throws A Coup

I am tired of the self-serving bureaucracy in the rigid walls of academia standing strong at this institution. So I, like Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball, will knock them down to liberate our society from the siren’s trap of capitalist academia. Read More

“Literacy? In MY Drama Club?”

I love not knowing how to read. I’m doing so well. Read More