UR Joking
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Rekindling my religious fire with the Miami Boys Choir
One commenter on the original MBC video referred to the genre of music as “K-Pop (kosher pop),” and I haven’t stopped laughing at the randomness of this phenomenon in public whenever I think about it a little too hard. Read More
UR Joking
A guide to first-year attachment styles
The math isn’t mathing, and that’s good because it’s going to confuse the anxious-ambivalents, which was our goal all along. Read More
Secret mission
TOP SECRET: My life as an undercover freshman
Even after hours of simpering chatter over empty fry boats, I still have no goddamn clue why they flock to the Pit like fledgling geese scrambling to shit on my lawn. Read More
chemistry
Feel the Chemistry
There is no outside world: Existence is a prison, and carbon is my enemy. The fuck is a valence? Electric-type Pokémon did not prepare me for this shit. Read More
Stairs
A brief guide to the trials and tribulations regarding the steps of Rochester
This University, conveniently, has no consistency in their stair design: the first-year quad has some beefy steps and Wilco has tiny little bitch stairs. Read More
Google Drive
Fall cleaning: storage suggestions for your Google Drive
A proposed schedule for an interdisciplinary major you never created? A PDF that just has a singular smiley face on it in 72-point font? You’re past that. New Drive, new you. Read More
dnd
Critical Fail: New Tabletop Gaming Club Members Face Hazing
This club is renowned for its dicey decisions, and strict roles for all its members. The club in question was none other than the dastardly, the one and only: Tabletop RPG club. Read More
humor
Melanie Throws A Coup
I am tired of the self-serving bureaucracy in the rigid walls of academia standing strong at this institution. So I, like Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball, will knock them down to liberate our society from the siren’s trap of capitalist academia. Read More
