UR Joking
but also don't
How to be the best journalist ever
Maybe you’re rawdogging a Culture article about Dream from Minecraft at 3 p.m. mid-midterms haze. Read More
rochester thingz
Head to Headboard: Cardiac arrest via Rochesterian grub staple
For the layperson, Rochester (the city) means about three different things: RIT, the University of Rochester (if they don’t think that’s just RIT said differently), and the garbage plate. Read More
campus secrets
Notes by Nadia: The joys of tour season
If these kids are potential UR material, they should be treated as such. Read More
advice
A Shrekcellent Way to Deal with Stress
Happiness does not necessarily come from a cult; it comes from a sense of community. Read More
Concerts
Eastman Announces Woodstock Revival
“Woodstock ‘23,” is set for June 23 through June 25, and will feature an array of artists whom the organizers claim students will definitely love. Please. Read More
borg
Jungle your juice
In case you have yet to juice your jungle, I am here to rock your world (respectfully). You’ve got the funny juice. You love the funny juice! Read More
fireworks tomfoolery
The time I almost died
I don’t know exactly what happened, but something went wrong. I was busy laughing about something when suddenly, I heard a deafening noise. Read More
cult
A Shrekcellent way to deal with stress
It is here that they worship none other than “Shrek.” Every member must show up with a red flower bearing blue thorns as a symbolic offering. Read More
hallowed halls of middle school
Tips on How to Survive Middle School
You are expected to take your socks and shoes off and place your feet on your desk. Your teacher and classmates will see you as the alpha. Read More
astrological piss
Your River Campus bathroom horoscope
Maybe it's messy, the drains are always clogged, and it smells weird, but at the end of the day, that first-year quad bathroom raised you. Read More
