UR Joking
date
Dating the voices in my head
Chat, did I make a mistake? I went on a date with the voices in my head and I liked it. It was a bit of an unplanned date, but what else are you supposed to do when none of your friends will have dinner with you? Read More
dog-called
More than a good boy
There were a bunch of labs that smelled of the strange chemicals. There were squirrel mechs being built. There were thousands of squirrels, big and small, scurrying everywhere. Read More
birth
Eulogy for Brian Ly
spending his time “flirting with hiring managers,” and urging those like him to “mog the huzz with your chopped aura.” Read More
15 degree weather
Cold never bothered them anyway
watching those who have completed the course have small molecules of lava chemically bonded to each individual cell Read More
migration
The great mosquito migration
The first mosquito explorer has officially discovered a new island habitable to all mosquitolings. This day marks a big occasion for all mosquito-kind, as this island means paradise. Read More
babies
Candy stolen from babies at Strong Memorial Hospital
Currently, officials suspect that the robbers took the candy using a stolen utility ladder and glass-breaking power tools to enter through the back window. Read More
moving furniture
Mysterious moaning in Sue B. turns out not to be ghost
the only “paranormal” activity they found was a half empty bottle of wine, a couple ruffled sheets, and two nervous students insisting that they were just “rearranging furniture.” Read More
Campus Times copy
Email blast from the distant past
I am becoming frailer and frailer day by day (I have had a cold since Thursday and I'm being a big baby about it). Read More
books
Dos and don’ts of befriending your neighborhood performative male
To make sure the man you have identified is indeed a performative male, make sure to look for the three Ls: Look-at-me energy, Lattes, and Loafers. Read More
Christmas
‘Twas a long night in Gleason
’Twas a long night in Gleason, when all through the room / Not a person was stirring, a silence of gloom. Read More
