Satire

Help, my roommate took ECON 108!

I was willing to overlook the basic annoyances, such as his grumbling “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” when we’d pass food being given out. Read More

“Stay slaying, sexies”

Having any fun? You want to? I may be busy ruling over the school with a limp wrist and iron fist, but I’ll always have time for you. Read More

Goncharov, your new favorite Thanksgiving tradition

Imagine if Die Hard had a guy braining another guy with an ice pick and then tossing him into a fish pond. That is the magic of Martin Scorsese’s “Goncharov.” Read More

Tunneling club reaches new tunnels

Tunnels come in many shapes and sizes, primarily tunnel-like and fuckery-like. Read More

Want some stew? Your first born’ll do!

Each and every attendee is no doubt thrilled about paying more for the Exact Same Thing! Read More

UR Approved for Tuition Increase

“If I’m lucky, I’ll be paying $100k in tuition by the time I graduate!” Read More

UR offers so many amazing dining options

Crunchy on the outside, squishy and wet on the inside! Trust me on this one. The chicken is so good, you’ll be digesting it for days! Read More

Fun, easy recipes to burn down your communal kitchen

I’ve compiled a list of the five best recipes for you to make in your communal kitchen. Brew mead, or something. Avoid scurvy! Read More

Please worry, darling

People do love drama. Especially when they can pit women against each other! Read More

Getting Back on your Feet: The Take 6 Program

Take 6 helps students prepare for life after college by focusing on a specific field of study: how to move back in with your parents. Read More