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‘Go Yellowjackets!’ post reveals incoming freshman knows nothing about UR
Incoming freshman Chad Hunter could hardly contain his enthusiasm when he posted “Go Yellowjackets!” on UR’s “Class of 2018” Facebook page this Tuesday. The post has been met with much hostility from the UR student body, thus eliminating Hunter’s chances of ever making a friend at the University. Sophomore Eli Zuckerman explains why Hunter committed […]
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UR student nonchalantly places order at The Pit while wearing earbuds
Kid wearing earbuds captivates Pit-goers. Read More
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A reply to the man who is stranded on a boat: I found your letter
A reply to lost-at-sea Herman's letter. Read More
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‘Indie’ kid gets WRUR show
Otto Miyazo is "indie with an edge", and he's now got his own radio show. Read More
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M. Night: accidental master of meta
"After Earth", an inadvertent masterpiece of postmodernism? Read More
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Poll finds more students wear CT than read CT
An internal Campus Times poll conducted campus-wide has revealed “startling” information about the changing nature of news in the 21st century. According to the poll, the majority of the wearership of CT issues comes from the sororities and fraternities on campus. According to anonymous sources, members of an unnamed sorority enjoy “getting crafty and dressing […]
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Starbucks to add ‘ambient’ lighting
Sunday morning, UR’s Starbucks representative, Ven T. Verona, announced that Starbucks would be removing the lights found in their Wilson Commons location to “embrace an ethos that is spreading across America”. Starbucks is of course referring to the outbreak of so-called “boutique coffee shops” known for their “adorably” small servings and dimly lit, homey cafes. […]