Humor

The human beauty of the internet

The world wide web is perhaps the most complete repository of human strangeness to ever exist. Read More

Study buddy cat-tastrophe

If you want to use this as a reference for studying with your own pets, go ahead, but keep in mind that your experience may be very different from mine. Read More

Disobey the no-guest policy as an act of civil disobedience

I encourage the rest of campus to follow suit in my noble endeavor to stop the unjust laws governing our campus and really stick it to the man with me. Read More

CT Eats: Douggie

I found some real delicacies there, and I’m honestly impressed... that I’ve been eating the same three things without ending up comatose. Read More

Buy CT cups!

From the Humor Section: Its flimsy build also makes it easy to fold to get to those hard-to-reach areas, making it great for watering plants and performing your routine enema. Read More

Love, loss, and listings on UR Student

If you are one of the many people having issues with scheduling, here is a list of tips and tricks for you to try. Read More

Campus by torchlight

Sophomore Chadwick Barnes had just the idea: He and his boys, out on the quad, pounding brewskis and tossing dice. Read More

Fighting back against voter fraud

All my Facebook friends have now been informed, except for my grandson. He’s a communist because he told me that we should “count all the votes.” Read More

The world is ending, but not for me

Us students at UR are doing our best to adhere to the safety protocols, but in the shadows, under the premise of a study session, sometimes even the best of us long for the touch of another.  Read More

Gourds!

She explained, “For purely decorative gourds I’m a big fan of Tennessee dancing gourds, and bicolor egg gourds.” Read More