Humor

What to do with your end-of-semester declining

Instead of scrambling to spend all of your (not-so) hard-earned declining on junk food from Hillside, here are some alternatives. Read More

Got lamps?

I landed on the bright idea of @URLamps, the new designated spot for all UR students’ lighting fixture content! Read More

Best places to have a semi-public breakdown on campus

We no longer need to wonder if people are lying when they say they’re fine. We know they’re not fine, and neither are we. Read More

Mishap at Rochester Easter egg hunt leaves event organizers scrambling for cover

The plan was simple. All we needed to do was go to the supermarket, get some fake eggs, hide them, and the event would be over... easy. Read More

Poetry from the Publisher

These works were so moving, we felt it would complete our image as a morally emaciated, corrupt media outlet to withhold these from the public. Read More

A humble review of Connection’s soups

These Connections soups were my life, my blood. And as a soup connoisseur, I looked forward to testing each recipe. Read More

Exclusive interview with a UR dropout turned influencer

From the Humor section: It’s plain to see that monetizing your hotness, or “influencing,” is now a viable and maybe even preferential career option. Read More

New quad animal reported, dubbed QuadScrat

From the Humor section: Outside, the squirrel clung tenuously to that skinny branch, jaw clamped on his acorn. Then came the wind. Rochester wind. Read More

Your vibes based on your Insomnia Cookie choice

Everyone loves a late night Insomnia delivery, and the sweet sensation that comes with biting into a gooey cookie at 1 am, but not all cookie choices are created equal.  Read More

How alligators made an April Fool out of me

I was curious as to what was so important. As it turned out, he had a very specific query. “How do you feel about alligators?” Read More