Humor
poetry
Poetry from the Publisher
These works were so moving, we felt it would complete our image as a morally emaciated, corrupt media outlet to withhold these from the public. Read More
UR Joking
A humble review of Connection’s soups
These Connections soups were my life, my blood. And as a soup connoisseur, I looked forward to testing each recipe. Read More
Satire
Exclusive interview with a UR dropout turned influencer
From the Humor section: It’s plain to see that monetizing your hotness, or “influencing,” is now a viable and maybe even preferential career option. Read More
Narratives
New quad animal reported, dubbed QuadScrat
From the Humor section: Outside, the squirrel clung tenuously to that skinny branch, jaw clamped on his acorn. Then came the wind. Rochester wind. Read More
Satire
Your vibes based on your Insomnia Cookie choice
Everyone loves a late night Insomnia delivery, and the sweet sensation that comes with biting into a gooey cookie at 1 am, but not all cookie choices are created equal. Read More
Narratives
How alligators made an April Fool out of me
I was curious as to what was so important. As it turned out, he had a very specific query. “How do you feel about alligators?” Read More
Narratives
To all the Uber drivers I’ve loved before <3
From the April Fools section: Here’s to you, boys. Thank you for serving our streets and for bringing a light to my life. I will never forget you. Read More
UR Joking
The boys need a new WilCo bathroom
Women get a nice, triangular bathroom in Wilson Commons to take mirror selfies in. Men do not have such a glamorous sanctuary. Read More
UR Joking
April Fools! No guests allowed.
It’s always surprising when Reslife is organized enough to announce something, let alone have a policy. Read More
Satire
Scrapped plans for ‘Romantic lunch with Dean Runner’ released to CT
You are invited to join Jeff Runner, Dean of the College, for a romantic walk in the park on April 1, 2021. Read More