Narratives
Narratives
Franklin and the chocolate factory
“Here we are,” said Scott Mistler-Ferguson, humor editor of the Campus Times, “this is the production room. This is where all the magic happens.” Read More
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I hate, therefore I am
Over winter break, in between stuffing my face with Christmas cookies and binge-watching episodes of “Glee,” I managed to read an entire book. Read More
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My brilliant but boycotted birthday bash
Ever since I turned nine my birthdays have gone downhill, all because some kids at school decided to boycott my birthday party. Read More
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Divorcing the iPhone
I am proud to say I recently accomplished what few have managed to do before me. I left the iPhone. Read More
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Forget Canada, move to Africa
A lot of my American friends have been talking about moving to Canada if the big orange dictator with tiny hands wins the next election, but I think there are better destinations out there. Read More
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The man cold
Listen up, folks. We’re six whole weeks into the first semester, and it’s time to prepare yourself for the worst. Read More
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Master of trains
You may ask : What does it take to become the Master of Trains? Read More
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It’s okay to wear fur
When I purchase Sperrys, no one reminds me that a cow had to die for my shoes. Read More
