Narratives

Dora and the Lost Ark

Little Suzie Jenkins is a true Dora aficionado, and she knew from the beginning that this Dora episode was going to be something special.

A Meal for You and Megan

A cheating boyfriend learns why the new restaurant's name is pronounced "MEE-gan."

Picolas Cage and the Chamber of Secrets

Faced with the real Nicolas Cage trapped in a life-sized pickle, I asked the cinematic legend what I could do to help.
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Picolas Cage

As a true Nicolas Cage fan, I know in my heart of hearts that the Picolas Cage is real.

Toddler detective, chapter 9

Against the best of my still-developing judgment, I decided to keep doing the only thing I know how to do in this crazy world—sleuthing.

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen presents: Cage ‘n’ Chicken

Aficionados of flavorful fowl from 15 states flocked on Friday to the Georgia headquarters of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. They weren’t prepared for what they were about to see.

Unbearable pepper spray: a grizzly experience

The eyes were too far apart to belong to a small animal and not dreamy enough to be Dan Stevens studying for his upcoming role as The Beast—that's when I knew we were dealing with a bear.

Toddler detective, chapter 8

A bare bulb in a dark room. I feel like I've woken up from an eleven month nap. I think I'm a very long way from my crib.

Cage, the Elephant

Fans ranged from disappointed to infuriated as they left what they thought was supposed to be a rare Rochester performance…

Franklin and the chocolate factory

“Here we are,” said Scott Mistler-Ferguson, humor editor of the Campus Times, “this is the production room. This is where all the magic happens.”