Archives - Lilli Tamm

Jungle your juice

In case you have yet to juice your jungle, I am here to rock your world (respectfully). You’ve got the funny juice. You love the funny juice! Read More

Confessions from a Workday enjoyer

Workday is my sport and I am winning so goddamn hard. Read More

Unraveling the threads of Sweater Weather

From wild forrays to JOANN Fabrics and Crafts, to the careful stitch and purling of each line, sweaters are a labor of love. Read More

CT presents: “The Slacker”

It takes a lot to be lame on the Internet, but man, these guys sure are trying. All roses will be awarded via emoticon. Read More

Missed connection: ECE 113

I don’t know who you are. I do not want to know. I could fear you, if such were your intention. You left me haunted, bereft, and alone. Read More

Quiz: are you depressed

Do you need a quiz to tell yourself that hating being alive every morning isn’t normal? Life is a curse and existence is a prison. Read More

Examining student employee pay structures

Any job here requires a certain amount of training, but not all pay structures (devised in response to perceived skill) are created equal. Read More

TikTok trend spurs rise in campus elevators thefts

Close acquaintances of the dirty, dirty criminals claimed that one party “would sneak his hand in at the last second to feel how tight it squeezed." Read More

Drugging myself for fun and profit

I’m not a quitter anymore: I’m a starter. And I’m starting right now. Drugs, that is. Read More

“Stay slaying, sexies”

Having any fun? You want to? I may be busy ruling over the school with a limp wrist and iron fist, but I’ll always have time for you. Read More