Archives - Lilli Tamm
bean worship
The return of ye olde Peet’s
I must give thanks for this returning brew, for more equally dispersing the Bean-worshippers across a third location.
Gourds
The Gourds of Wrath
You frighten me, Mr. Pumpkin. Your violent delights can only meet violent ends.
recipe ideas
Fun, easy recipes to burn down your communal kitchen
I’ve compiled a list of the five best recipes for you to make in your communal kitchen. Brew mead, or something. Avoid scurvy!
Secret mission
TOP SECRET: My life as an undercover freshman
Even after hours of simpering chatter over empty fry boats, I still have no goddamn clue why they flock to the Pit like fledgling geese scrambling to shit on my lawn.
chemistry
Feel the Chemistry
There is no outside world: Existence is a prison, and carbon is my enemy. The fuck is a valence? Electric-type Pokémon did not prepare me for this shit.
humor
The Poster Sale Story: A Vignette of Rochester’s failing micro-economy
While most college students are no stranger to scrambling to make ends meet, this year’s iteration of the Fall Poster…
Professors
“Tenure? I hardly know her!”
Assistant professors across the nation are fucking around. What’s the worst that could happen — no one giving them money?
