UR Joking
Geedis
Help, Geedis is leaking again
Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding? Read More
age of technology
System.out.println(“Coding on paper.”);
I enjoy the occasional coding problem, as the differently-colored special words scratch a certain itch deep, deep down in my monkey brain. Read More
disinformation
The solution to all of your problems
I feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins, giving me the power of 10 elephants. With one vitamin gummy, I can lift cars. Read More
2010's bangers
Sports! A layman’s perspective
7:19: They warm up? Music was cut, and now they're just playing. The puck is very small, and I cannot see anything. Read More
fight club
Take snow prisoners: I will murder you in a snowball fight
My snowball-induced reign of terror left me in a social tundra of my own creation, surrounded by icy silence and the accusatory stares of melting snowmen. Read More
coffee
Join the spiritual war against Starbucks
Every day, we have to monitor what we do, think, wear, and how we should customize our latte, just for the approval of the man. Enough. Read More
boobies
Let’s get lost! A wholesome travel tale
I’ve traveled abroad myself and can tell you two essentials you must bring along — a friend who can speak Spanish, and a pair of nice tits. Read More
777
5 a.m. deliriousness
Out of 10 games of chance, I would always lose at least nine. The few games I did win were always won because the other players pitied me. Read More
betrayal
Blueberries, otherwise known as canned peaches.
In beautiful, all-caps Times New Roman, there it is, between “OVERNIGHT OATS” and “GREEK YOGURT.” In all of its glory, “BLUEBERRIES.” Read More
backrooms
The basement of Carlson Library is literally the backrooms
No one comes here to hang out. Only to come close to a mental breakdown and hammer out the worst problem set known to man. Read More
