UR Joking

I got tired of eating Pit food, so I made my own concoction

I’ve long since started getting food from off-campus (E Suki and Taichi my beloved), but recently I’ve considered giving campus food another try — this time, on my own terms. Read More

Pesto is sus

This guy is twice as large as any of his siblings and even larger than his parents. He is anything but a little guy. His stature is … actually a little bit suspicious. Read More

Housepital-ity

I fear I may have started this job off on the wrong foot. Right off the bat, when I stumbled into the reception of URMC, I committed the critical silly of asking where to go. Read More

Dietary liberation

If you are a more food-safe person than myself, you may see the obvious issue with adding raw meat to a cooked dish. In theory, this should be fine, assuming you wait for the meat to cook through. Read More

Some bugging news

It’s that time of the year again! We know them. We love them. Bugs! They’re everywhere: hair, food, bed, you name it. They’re so everywhere that it’s gone from a pressing issue to a world crisis. Read More

The Jokr reviews

Also, I was extremely upset when he asked what's ur favorite star wars character and I screamed “99” — and he did not acknowledge me. Read More

Flying without wings: the box kite dilemma

Have you ever seen a box kite? Box is a bit of a misnomer, as the “boxes” in question are just rings of fabric stretched over a square frame. Read More

Campus Times: UR Lifeline

Now, I’m spreading the gospel of Campus Times. The rejuvenating, invigorating properties of CT of which we all crave. Read More

Flying without wings: the box kite dilemma

Welcome to a dimension where logic bends, equations fail, Bernoulli rolls in his grave, and the impossible dances on the breeze. Read More

Deciding between the magic of Christmas and lucrative career at law firm, Hallmark movie protagonist challenges the capitalist society we inhabit

Fortunately, the Campus Times found that Ms. Jinglebell had relocated to her childhood hometown, where she opened a Christmas-themed bakery. Read More