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University shutdown continues

Debate over funding for the proposed campus border wall prolongs the ongoing University shutdown. Read More

Fresh alumni unable to identify any building on campus amid UR construction

The alumni strolled around campus, reminiscing about the way campus used to be. "Seems like I can't find a single building that was here when I was a student," one said. They had graduated just one week ago. Read More

Douglass doors demand deliverance

“THIS DOOR MUST REMAIN CLOSED AT ALL TIMES,” the sign read. But did anyone ever ask the door what it thought about that? Read More

5K Challenge winner announced

The winning proposal in the annual 5K Challenge triumphed over ideas such as massage chairs and ski pants, despite having been submitted in crayon on the back of a pizza box. Read More

Hell freezes over, campus stays open

Within the first day of Feldman’s presidency, temperatures plummeted over 30 degrees, freezing Rochester even deeper than the tunnels beneath the buildings. Read More

Panhellenic Council hires hooded figures

In an unexpected — yet effective — measure, the University’s Panhellenic Executive Board has hired mysterious hooded figures to supervise formal recruitment. Read More

How to be a normal person

Rochester students aren't always the most socially proficient. This handbook will help you learn to interact with actual human beings! Read More

A bottle’s tale

Hey, you up there! I've been stepped on long enough. I'm ready to be listened to for once! Read More

STEM students declare war

Pumpkin cannons pointed at the Drama House, STEM students were ready to take the humanities students down a notch. Read More

Greek Life to return to its roots

After review by the University’s Interfraternity Council, Greek Life has decided to return to its humble roots. Read More