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‘Dumb Ways To Die’: Rochester edition
When you’d do anything to finish the semester immediately, that suspiciously undercooked chicken from the Pit doesn’t start to look half bad. Read More
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Pro-global warming campus club launched in response to cold spring
Stuple is hoping these efforts will be enough to “scare the mean cold weather away” so he can “finally start working on his summer tan.” Read More
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What to do with your end-of-semester declining
Instead of scrambling to spend all of your (not-so) hard-earned declining on junk food from Hillside, here are some alternatives. Read More
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Best places to have a semi-public breakdown on campus
We no longer need to wonder if people are lying when they say they’re fine. We know they’re not fine, and neither are we. Read More
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Mishap at Rochester Easter egg hunt leaves event organizers scrambling for cover
The plan was simple. All we needed to do was go to the supermarket, get some fake eggs, hide them, and the event would be over... easy. Read More
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Poetry from the Publisher
These works were so moving, we felt it would complete our image as a morally emaciated, corrupt media outlet to withhold these from the public. Read More
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A humble review of Connection’s soups
These Connections soups were my life, my blood. And as a soup connoisseur, I looked forward to testing each recipe. Read More
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The boys need a new WilCo bathroom
Women get a nice, triangular bathroom in Wilson Commons to take mirror selfies in. Men do not have such a glamorous sanctuary. Read More
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April Fools! No guests allowed.
It’s always surprising when Reslife is organized enough to announce something, let alone have a policy. Read More
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Study finds link between gaming and decreased sex life
That’s right, more and more men are playing videogames in their parents basement, and it’s having an impact on their sex life. Read More
