UR Joking

A chat with engineers on the engineering superiority complex

Complaining to a friend about your upcoming philosophy paper due? Well, actually, shut up, because listen, they’re an engineer, and they’ve probably spent more hours of their lives on their weekly problem sets than you have sleeping. Read More

An ode to jungle juice

The jungle is calling. I need the juice. You guessed it, baby. The jungle juice! Read More

How to be the best journalist ever

Maybe you’re rawdogging a Culture article about Dream from Minecraft at 3 p.m. mid-midterms haze. Read More

Head to Headboard: Cardiac arrest via Rochesterian grub staple

For the layperson, Rochester (the city) means about three different things: RIT, the University of Rochester (if they don’t think that’s just RIT said differently), and the garbage plate. Read More

Notes by Nadia: The joys of tour season

If these kids are potential UR material, they should be treated as such. Read More

A Shrekcellent Way to Deal with Stress

Happiness does not necessarily come from a cult; it comes from a sense of community. Read More

Eastman Announces Woodstock Revival

“Woodstock ‘23,” is set for June 23 through June 25, and will feature an array of artists whom the organizers claim students will definitely love. Please. Read More

Jungle your juice

In case you have yet to juice your jungle, I am here to rock your world (respectfully). You’ve got the funny juice. You love the funny juice! Read More

The time I almost died

I don’t know exactly what happened, but something went wrong. I was busy laughing about something when suddenly, I heard a deafening noise. Read More

A Shrekcellent way to deal with stress

It is here that they worship none other than “Shrek.” Every member must show up with a red flower bearing blue thorns as a symbolic offering. Read More