UR Joking

April showers… mean worm hours?

It’s a graveyard of fallen earthworm soldiers, and if you dare to blink while walking, you are liable to end up christening your new Nikes with Eau de Worm. Read More


A message from David Byrne

Per the agreement, I would write, record, and perform a gesamtkunstwerk titled “American Utopia” in order to boost Americans’ faith in The Government. Read More

Research at Rochester: Campus Times staff on increased attraction levels to writers

There is a visible upward trend in levels of perceived attractiveness for those who write for the Campus Times. If you squint. Read More

A chat with engineers on the engineering superiority complex

Complaining to a friend about your upcoming philosophy paper due? Well, actually, shut up, because listen, they’re an engineer, and they’ve probably spent more hours of their lives on their weekly problem sets than you have sleeping. Read More

An ode to jungle juice

The jungle is calling. I need the juice. You guessed it, baby. The jungle juice! Read More

How to be the best journalist ever

Maybe you’re rawdogging a Culture article about Dream from Minecraft at 3 p.m. mid-midterms haze. Read More

Head to Headboard: Cardiac arrest via Rochesterian grub staple

For the layperson, Rochester (the city) means about three different things: RIT, the University of Rochester (if they don’t think that’s just RIT said differently), and the garbage plate. Read More

Notes by Nadia: The joys of tour season

If these kids are potential UR material, they should be treated as such. Read More

A Shrekcellent Way to Deal with Stress

Happiness does not necessarily come from a cult; it comes from a sense of community. Read More