UR Joking
bleach
Elena’s Haircut
I must’ve blacked out while they were washing my hair, but Alicia tells me that I told her I wanted a “cute lil’ gay lil’ thing” Read More
joker
Knowledge is power
I ain't fucking around on my phone for multiple hours while the existential dread of never being good enough creeps in. Read More
big fish small pond
‘Fish pledge’: the WCSA story
More troubling, she is one of the newer staff members: could this be a form of hazing? “If he dies, that’s on me,” she confides. Read More
abacus
Libraries out of calculators, students turn to the dark arts
In replacement of the calculators, the libraries have begun to hand out abacuses to students, and offering lessons on how to use them. Read More
Gilbert
Letter to the Editor: Regarding Gilbert being a non-Euclidean space
Gilbert just loops when one enters the stairwells. The next floor you find is one of the same four floors with occasional derivatives. Read More
ccc
CCC: see a c-list app sinking in a sea of mediocrity
There’s a dearth of passion projects: I haven’t downloaded an app out of interest or joy in over five years. Read More
Bee Campus
Dear Spirit Coordinator: please let me beat up Rocky
I want blood. I don’t know who the current Spirit Coordinator is, but if they’re reading this, I have only one word for them: coward. Read More
finding love
I’ve had enough of the PDA in Gleason!
I’m tired of trying to do work while the couples next to me flirt at each other without a care in the world. There is no coolness in that. Read More
fake news
Three headlines and a lie
Three of these headlines are real and one is faker than promising “let’s get coffee if you’re ever in town!” Can you spot the odd one out? Read More
