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Goncharov, your new favorite Thanksgiving tradition

Imagine if Die Hard had a guy braining another guy with an ice pick and then tossing him into a fish pond. That is the magic of Martin Scorsese’s “Goncharov.”

Tunneling club reaches new tunnels

Tunnels come in many shapes and sizes, primarily tunnel-like and fuckery-like.

Want some stew? Your first born’ll do!

Each and every attendee is no doubt thrilled about paying more for the Exact Same Thing!

UR Approved for Tuition Increase

“If I’m lucky, I’ll be paying $100k in tuition by the time I graduate!”

UR offers so many amazing dining options

Crunchy on the outside, squishy and wet on the inside! Trust me on this one. The chicken is so good, you’ll be digesting it for days!

Fun, easy recipes to burn down your communal kitchen

I’ve compiled a list of the five best recipes for you to make in your communal kitchen. Brew mead, or something. Avoid scurvy!

Please worry, darling

People do love drama. Especially when they can pit women against each other!

Getting Back on your Feet: The Take 6 Program

Take 6 helps students prepare for life after college by focusing on a specific field of study: how to move back in with your parents.

New Technology Revolutionizes Student-Campaigning

With fresh eyes and even fresher 12-packs of multicolored chalk, candidates have taken to the sidewalks to quite literally get their name out there.

The REAL Tips and Tricks for UR First-Years

Leave your bag on a desk in Rush Rhees for HOURS when you’re not there. Super cool dude :)