Humor

SA president Grant Dever gets a haircut

Look, sometimes things change and there isn’t anything you can do about it. Read More

I have a problem

I'm a firm believer that life boils down to a few simple things. Character, charisma, intelligence, and personality all come to mind. Read More

The end of the world as we know it

Can someone explain to me what in God’s name Macaroni and Cheese Soup is? Read More

An open letter that should be closed

Wow. I’ve never written an open letter before, but now I feel really good about myself. Read More

Toddler detective, chapter 6

I tried to kick in the door like an old Western movie, but I ended up just kicking through the door and getting stuck for, like, ten minutes. Read More

Former Humor Editors reconsidering run for SA office

Last year, the pair considered entering the race, but decided that a position in office wouldn’t be beneficial to anyone. Read More

Toddler detective, chapter 5

Mommy drove me over to Scarlet’s for what was nominally a “play-date,” but, in reality, a full-scale investigation that could leave some scars. Read More

Students experiment with new drug, REM

Spring is in the air and students are desperately turning to a new illicit substance to combat the pain of midterms. Read More

Poking Fun at the News: Disney movies, Cambodia, and Donald Trump

Cops arrested a suspect as he was driving around in a child’s bright pink toy car. The man is expected to be sentenced—to a very long timeout. Read More

The Slogan Debunker

Slogans are pivotal marketing opportunities for groups, and I have been tasked with assessing the logic behind a few popular slogans. Read More