Humor
Narratives
Broken records
With his alarm blasting, head ringing, and heart sinking, senior Erik Franclin dragged himself out of bed. Read More
UR Joking
Security commission recommends arming Seligman
“We’re hoping this will really cut down on underage drinking on campus.” Read More
Political Comedy
Arson bill gets burned
Late Friday night, the U.S. House of Representatives brought down a bill to ban Arson® brand lighter fluid in a straight party-line vote. Read More
Narratives
The importance of flossing
You see, I have nice teeth. Like, REALLY nice teeth. Read More
Fitness
The CrossFit cult
The summer before I entered eighth grade, my dad made the executive decision to immerse our family in a cult. Read More
Political Comedy
Trump v. Yeezy 2020: A Bernie voter’s look back at 2016
This week, Pulitzer Prize–winning journalist Ryan Seacrest sits down for an interview with “Whitey McLiberal,” a voter who wrote in Bernie Sanders in 2016, allowing Donald Trump to narrowly defeat Hillary Clinton. Read More
Narratives
Examples of how I don’t know what I’m doing
Can I please be a dancing, Hebrew-speaking, brain-researching, religious-sex-expert please? Anyone hiring? Read More
UR Joking
Closing remarks
Friends and loyal reader, this will be last piece of work as a “humor” writer for the Campus Times. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Hulu, Obama, and Tracy McGrady
Tracy McGrady recently stated that Steph Curry’s unanimous MVP win is proof that the NBA is softer than it used to be. Yes, the NBA is too soft for a guy who’s name sounds like a Dr. Seuss character. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Easter Bunny brawl, Yoda, and the U.S. Navy
While playing in a game, English soccer player Callum Camps was notified by the PA announcer that his car lights were on. Camps said he didn’t turn his lights off—because he couldn’t use his hands. Read More
