Humor
Fitness
The CrossFit cult
The summer before I entered eighth grade, my dad made the executive decision to immerse our family in a cult. Read More
Political Comedy
Trump v. Yeezy 2020: A Bernie voter’s look back at 2016
This week, Pulitzer Prize–winning journalist Ryan Seacrest sits down for an interview with “Whitey McLiberal,” a voter who wrote in Bernie Sanders in 2016, allowing Donald Trump to narrowly defeat Hillary Clinton. Read More
Narratives
Examples of how I don’t know what I’m doing
Can I please be a dancing, Hebrew-speaking, brain-researching, religious-sex-expert please? Anyone hiring? Read More
UR Joking
Closing remarks
Friends and loyal reader, this will be last piece of work as a “humor” writer for the Campus Times. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Hulu, Obama, and Tracy McGrady
Tracy McGrady recently stated that Steph Curry’s unanimous MVP win is proof that the NBA is softer than it used to be. Yes, the NBA is too soft for a guy who’s name sounds like a Dr. Seuss character. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Easter Bunny brawl, Yoda, and the U.S. Navy
While playing in a game, English soccer player Callum Camps was notified by the PA announcer that his car lights were on. Camps said he didn’t turn his lights off—because he couldn’t use his hands. Read More
UR Joking
Norovirus evades Public Safety
As I am sure the majority of you have heard by now, the notorious and nefarious Norovirus has invaded the River Campus this week. Symptoms of this virus include fatigue, nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting, and being a real party pooper. Read More
Narratives
Slogan debunker
Hello, again! My name is Pete, and somehow I’m still the CT’s Senior Slogan Debunker. I’ve been tasked with assessing the logic behind some popular slogans, so let’s see how they hold up. Read More
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 7
I’m suddenly very aware of my legs not being able to touch the ground from the hybrid highchair/barstool here at the Dirty Diaper. Read More
UR Joking
Fott Scu plays Trump card in SA campaign
“We are going to build a wall. Oh, and RIT will pay for it.” Read More