Humor

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen presents: Cage ‘n’ Chicken

Aficionados of flavorful fowl from 15 states flocked on Friday to the Georgia headquarters of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. They weren’t prepared for what they were about to see. Read More

Mel Sauce for President

In a political era that some have taken to calling “The Year of the Unnaturally Orange,” the Melanie Sauce's insurgent campaign may just have a shot. Read More

Unbearable pepper spray: a grizzly experience

The eyes were too far apart to belong to a small animal and not dreamy enough to be Dan Stevens studying for his upcoming role as The Beast—that's when I knew we were dealing with a bear. Read More

The Purrfect UR Applicant

My name is Toulouse Drukker, a year-and-a-half-old tabby cat, and with my personality, life experience, and accomplishments, I believe I will make a contribution to University as a student. Read More

Failed SA prank angers students

Students were left reeling last Sunday in the wake of an April Fools’ Day prank gone wrong. Read More

Seniors launch 4th Presidential bid

Seniors Erik Chiodo and Chris Horgan have the rare opportunity to lose four consecutive elections, a feat as impressive as it is impossible. Read More

UR unveils Spicy Green Chipotle Baja Double Major Leadership Initiative

Joel Seligman announced the selection of studies that the initiative offers, including “Cool Buffalo Chicken,” and “Poppin’ Jalepeno with Jack Cheddar.” Read More

On self-important social media

If there’s one thing I can't stand, it's someone who posts some kind of sob story that’s less sad than they think it is, followed by how they overcame whatever “adversity” they faced. Read More

A millenial’s April Fool’s

Second semester senior Frank Ericlin’s Saturday started off as most do—a slight hangover due to a poor water-to-beer ratio the night before, fried food from Douglass breakfast (which, according to his physician, may be the cause of his irritable bowel syndrome) and a challenging decision between working out and studying, which ultimately led to six […]

What type of shower are you? Part II

What’s your major? Economics/business BME Marine biology Education Psychology Physics/engineering Botany English What kind of pet do you want to have? Rat Guinea pig Tropical fish Puppy Dove Mouse Lizard Snakes in a can What’s your dream job? High school coach Middle manager Bartender Retiree Homemaker Professor Who needs money, man? Performer Who’s your favorite […]