Humor

Failed SA prank angers students

Students were left reeling last Sunday in the wake of an April Fools’ Day prank gone wrong. Read More

Seniors launch 4th Presidential bid

Seniors Erik Chiodo and Chris Horgan have the rare opportunity to lose four consecutive elections, a feat as impressive as it is impossible. Read More

UR unveils Spicy Green Chipotle Baja Double Major Leadership Initiative

Joel Seligman announced the selection of studies that the initiative offers, including “Cool Buffalo Chicken,” and “Poppin’ Jalepeno with Jack Cheddar.” Read More

On self-important social media

If there’s one thing I can't stand, it's someone who posts some kind of sob story that’s less sad than they think it is, followed by how they overcame whatever “adversity” they faced. Read More

A millenial’s April Fool’s

Second semester senior Frank Ericlin’s Saturday started off as most do—a slight hangover due to a poor water-to-beer ratio the night before, fried food from Douglass breakfast (which, according to his physician, may be the cause of his irritable bowel syndrome) and a challenging decision between working out and studying, which ultimately led to six […]

What type of shower are you? Part II

What’s your major? Economics/business BME Marine biology Education Psychology Physics/engineering Botany English What kind of pet do you want to have? Rat Guinea pig Tropical fish Puppy Dove Mouse Lizard Snakes in a can What’s your dream job? High school coach Middle manager Bartender Retiree Homemaker Professor Who needs money, man? Performer Who’s your favorite […]

Senioritis ravages River Campus

Senior Kylie Smithe had "one of the worst days" of her college career—she had to pull her first all-dayer of the year. Read More

Single Room Available for Subletter

My nightly routine begins, as it always does, with an uninvited lullabye from my neighbor—the a sweet symphony of loud, thumping hip-hop music. Read More

In Soviet Russia, abroad studies you

I'm a little nervous to study in Russia next year, but I'm sure taking shots with Putin will make it all worth it. Read More

Toddler detective, chapter 8

A bare bulb in a dark room. I feel like I've woken up from an eleven month nap. I think I'm a very long way from my crib. Read More