Humor
Humor
Smile, you’re being watched
They sat me down in a grey-walled cubicle, put a monitor in front of me and explained my new job. Yep, I’m the FBI agent who watches you through your laptop camera. Read More
Politics
Punxsutawney Phil gives State of the Forest address
From Bernie Loonders to Sean Parrotty, reactions were strong to President Punxsutawney Phil's State of the Forest Address. Read More
ITS
ITS, beloved study space, dies at 48
ITS, which helped students get work done without violating the academic honesty policy, died Dec. 22, 2017, of unknown causes. The death was confirmed by Connections Cafe, Gleason Library, and the UR Tech Store. Read More
NFL
The Harry Potter fan’s guide to watching the Super Bowl
Not everyone is a football fan, but it seems like everyone watches the Super Bowl. If you're having trouble understanding what all the hype is about, we've put Super Bowl LII in terms everyone can understand — Harry Potter. Read More
Greek Life
Panhellenic Council hires hooded figures
In an unexpected — yet effective — measure, the University’s Panhellenic Executive Board has hired mysterious hooded figures to supervise formal recruitment. Read More
Political Comedy
The 12 Days of Trumpmas
A musical recap of all of the gifts our beloved President has given us in his first year in office. Read More
Olympics
Russia banned from 2018 Olympic Games
“I did not know that I was doing violation,” said one Russian athlete. The doping scheme, and Russia's actions since, were organized from the top. Read More
Dora the Explorer
Dora and the Lost Ark: Closure
Before the commercial break, Indiana Jones tackled Dora into some bushes. Angus and Bartholomew were worried about what their daughter might see after the commercials Read More
Trump
Trump Announces Net-Net-Neutrality
An internal tape leaked from the White House reveals the President and his team's thoughts about net neutrality Read More