Humor

Microsoft announces new product: The Zune

In response to Apple's market domination, Microsoft announced the release of their new MP3 player, the Zune. Read More

Confessions of a Sony executive

A Sony executive laments their choice to turn down the movie rights to B-list superheroes now that they have become some of the biggest cash cows in movie history. Read More

Mummies in space: Exciting new astroarchaeological discovery

“I doubt I could have found it if I were looking for it." How a blip on a long range sensor became one of the biggest, recent discoveries in astroarchaeology. Read More

There’s no ‘good’ in ‘Goodell,’ but there’s an N, F, and L in ‘not fully legal’

For years the Patriots dominated every opponent they faced. The Eagle's Super Bowl upset reveals that there is more to their victory than field performance. Read More

Smile, you’re being watched

They sat me down in a grey-walled cubicle, put a monitor in front of me and explained my new job. Yep, I’m the FBI agent who watches you through your laptop camera. Read More

Punxsutawney Phil gives State of the Forest address

From Bernie Loonders to Sean Parrotty, reactions were strong to President Punxsutawney Phil's State of the Forest Address. Read More

ITS, beloved study space, dies at 48

ITS, which helped students get work done without violating the academic honesty policy, died Dec. 22, 2017, of unknown causes. The death was confirmed by Connections Cafe, Gleason Library, and the UR Tech Store. Read More

The Harry Potter fan’s guide to watching the Super Bowl

Not everyone is a football fan, but it seems like everyone watches the Super Bowl. If you're having trouble understanding what all the hype is about, we've put Super Bowl LII in terms everyone can understand — Harry Potter. Read More

Panhellenic Council hires hooded figures

In an unexpected — yet effective — measure, the University’s Panhellenic Executive Board has hired mysterious hooded figures to supervise formal recruitment. Read More

Cartoon: Trumpy Claus

Donald Drumpf prepares for the War on Christmas Read More