Humor

Smile, you’re being watched

They sat me down in a grey-walled cubicle, put a monitor in front of me and explained my new job. Yep, I’m the FBI agent who watches you through your laptop camera. Read More

Punxsutawney Phil gives State of the Forest address

From Bernie Loonders to Sean Parrotty, reactions were strong to President Punxsutawney Phil's State of the Forest Address. Read More

ITS, beloved study space, dies at 48

ITS, which helped students get work done without violating the academic honesty policy, died Dec. 22, 2017, of unknown causes. The death was confirmed by Connections Cafe, Gleason Library, and the UR Tech Store. Read More

The Harry Potter fan’s guide to watching the Super Bowl

Not everyone is a football fan, but it seems like everyone watches the Super Bowl. If you're having trouble understanding what all the hype is about, we've put Super Bowl LII in terms everyone can understand — Harry Potter. Read More

Panhellenic Council hires hooded figures

In an unexpected — yet effective — measure, the University’s Panhellenic Executive Board has hired mysterious hooded figures to supervise formal recruitment. Read More

Cartoon: Trumpy Claus

Donald Drumpf prepares for the War on Christmas Read More

The 12 Days of Trumpmas

A musical recap of all of the gifts our beloved President has given us in his first year in office. Read More

Russia banned from 2018 Olympic Games

“I did not know that I was doing violation,” said one Russian athlete. The doping scheme, and Russia's actions since, were organized from the top. Read More

Dora and the Lost Ark: Closure

Before the commercial break, Indiana Jones tackled Dora into some bushes. Angus and Bartholomew were worried about what their daughter might see after the commercials Read More

Trump Announces Net-Net-Neutrality

An internal tape leaked from the White House reveals the President and his team's thoughts about net neutrality Read More