Humor

I have taken the Flag Lounge into my own hands

There were 163 flags hanging in the lounge, each one three by five feet. That’s a lot to just "hide." Where are they now? Read More

Varsity football to become scooter club due to pandemic

Maybe a cavalry charge would be a good analogy? Either way, they’re zooming around campus on scooters and having a blast doing it.  Read More

Study shows food provides protection from COVID-19

“Because social distancing is required at all times, and I can’t have any visitors, the news that food prevents coronavirus spread has completely saved my social life,” Read More

Rocky X Future collab: Wear A Mask

Take a listen to this sick track from rapper Future and UR icon Rocky, as they remind you of the best way to combat COVID-19. Read More

How to enter a dorm you don’t live in

Sometimes you just need to visit a friend. Sometimes you have to get creative to get into their dorm room. Read More

My drug-induced quarantine haze

Two weeks is a long time to spend alone with your thoughts. Maybe too long. Read More

Meridians seen wandering deserted River Campus may be ghosts

Corroborating reports from Public Safety, Facilities, and the student-led GhostbustURs have confirmed the presence of wandering spectral Meridians. Read More

UR forced to build new dorms out of something besides asbestos

ResLife Director claims UR is totally unable to heat and insulate buildings without asbestos: "We only have so many trash cans that we can build fires in." Read More

Public Safety requests guns to ensure the safety of a completely deserted campus

Public Safety director Clark Livingston took the CT on a tour of all the potentially dangerous locations where students currently aren't. Read More

CDCS found dead in Miami

Miami law enforcement found the site facedown in a drainage ditch after an extended spring break. CDCS is survived by Blackboard, Bluehive, and UR Student. Read More