Humor
#Get off the steps
A nightmare on fraternity road: sexy Swarm Monitor
Imagine if we didn’t have SWARM monitors at parties, who would tell you to get off the steps? Read More
personal growth
Tony Hawk (maybe) gets bigger
Mr. Hawk has allegedly made a resurgence, and is quite possibly bigger than he’s ever been. Read More
Dr Chat Bot
Dr. Chatbot is coming for us all
Beyond mining your data from its daily screenings, there’s a darker secret to the program’s schtick. Dr. Chatbot is going to take over the world. Read More
memes
Stock photo models afraid of becoming memes
“I’m just taking this class for an easy A, I’m not looking to become a meme,” junior Jen Erica Photo said. Read More
groundboi
The underground professorhood: A groundboi night school
In the early hours of the morning with the cover of darkness and the moon high in the sky, a community of animals met at the stoop of a groundhog hole on the hill beside Jackson Court. Read More
calendars
Manglesdorf launches campaign to end October
From the Humor Section: More major calendar-focused upheaval, such as changing November to Hendecavember and December to Dodecember will not be addressed during this survey period. Read More
blondeboi
Groundbreaking groundhog goes blonde
Blondeboi has been reviewed by Monroe County Animal Control, and ruled legally blonde. Read More
Dr Chat Bot
Dr. Chat Bot is coming for you
Did you forget to fill out your daily health screening? Read More
Ivy
UR to be Named an Ivy School
Nichols also said that whenever she looks at the ivy it “brings back fond memories of [her] rejection letter from Cornell,” and she’s not the only one! Read More
Administration
Message to the UR community on recent controversy
In the spirit of supporting our students and retaining a happy campus, we have decided to create an environment of blissful ignorance. Read More
