Humor
Satire
Rochester water party: The full story
Water bottles are being stolen from wandering students by particularly passionate protestors and dumped in sinks, toilets, and in some cases, thrown directly upwards in the air. Read More
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November’s champion: Spooks, sleighs, or squawks?
There is one question which haunts, jingles, and squawks in the distance — which holiday is November really about? Read More
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CT Eats: Brainnnns
It smelled absolutely wonderful, and the texture was the perfect level of vomit-inducing for my taste. Read More
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Rocky gets sexy, then swarmed
She and her friends brainstormed all the sexy costumes they could think of, such as a sexy Veggie Tales, a sexy “drop dat apple” Isaac Newton, a sexy Griswold v. Connecticut, and a sexy Grab & Go sandwich, until finally they arrived at sexy Rocky the Yellowjacket. Read More
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GAC rivals Meliora monkey lab for worst vibes on campus
I leave sweating, not from pumping some iron, but in fear of Chad, Brad, and Thad, who might just be running a gym cult. Read More
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No more dirty pockets: Hot Refrigerator is coming to campus
Pizzas! Pastas! Hamburgers! The Hot Refrigerator™ can do it all!!!!!** Buy it before I replace your spleen with Jenga blocks!!!! Read More
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The great orgo lab-off
I’ve always compared chemistry labs to the technical challenges in the reality TV show, “The Great British Baking Show.” The directions are vague, the mistakes are many. Read More
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New new dining alternative proposed by Dining Services
“Give a yellowjacket a burrito bowl and you feed them for a day; teach a yellowjacket to fish, and you feed them for an entire business quarter." Read More
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Not stressed enough? We have just the service for you!
Break From School Breaks is a startup that will assign you stressful and fulfilling work to keep you busy over your school breaks! Read More
