Humor
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Rocky gets sexy, then swarmed
She and her friends brainstormed all the sexy costumes they could think of, such as a sexy Veggie Tales, a sexy “drop dat apple” Isaac Newton, a sexy Griswold v. Connecticut, and a sexy Grab & Go sandwich, until finally they arrived at sexy Rocky the Yellowjacket. Read More
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GAC rivals Meliora monkey lab for worst vibes on campus
I leave sweating, not from pumping some iron, but in fear of Chad, Brad, and Thad, who might just be running a gym cult. Read More
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No more dirty pockets: Hot Refrigerator is coming to campus
Pizzas! Pastas! Hamburgers! The Hot Refrigerator™ can do it all!!!!!** Buy it before I replace your spleen with Jenga blocks!!!! Read More
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The great orgo lab-off
I’ve always compared chemistry labs to the technical challenges in the reality TV show, “The Great British Baking Show.” The directions are vague, the mistakes are many. Read More
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New new dining alternative proposed by Dining Services
“Give a yellowjacket a burrito bowl and you feed them for a day; teach a yellowjacket to fish, and you feed them for an entire business quarter." Read More
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Not stressed enough? We have just the service for you!
Break From School Breaks is a startup that will assign you stressful and fulfilling work to keep you busy over your school breaks! Read More
Narratives
Crimson Geese
. I’m always so curious to know what drives people to madness — to see just exactly what it was that chimmied a man’s changas. Read More
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Down bad? Pick up a Yellowjacket with these punny lines
To help all my Yellowjackets who are looking to get stung by the love bug, here are some handy-dand-e-lion pick-up lines to help you out, just in case. Read More
Adderal
Public Safety find secret mice cabal: Adderall for all
A secret adderall-slinging organization run by the mice that live in residential housing was uncovered this week by Public Safety officers. Read More
