Humor

The UR Student Guide for Lecture Preparation

As with many things in life, it’s all about being prepared. Read More

The Batman is the best bat-film of all bat-time

Anyways, Zoe Kravtiz can stomp me out on a curb. Read More

InFLUenced

It was a dark week in the history of Riverview G-401. It all started with the downfall of one unsuspecting suitemate, plagued by the sniffles on a seemingly normal Saturday morning. Assuming it’s spring allergies, we all (except the sniffles suitemate) moved on in life and attended the spring ‘Mela’, enjoying ourselves immensely. The next […]

D1 A Cappella

The YellowJackets ended their regular season with a 1–1 record after earning first place in the Central Quarterfinals. Read More

Free tuition? C’mon, UR is being too generous.

We all know that the more expensive something is, the more undoubtedly prestigious it is, duh. Read More

Lean output agreement reached between URMC & LPSA

Lean prices have dropped off steeply over the past month as the LPSA and URMC continued high outputs amid price disagreements while demand rapidly dropped off as consumers fled to ketamine in droves. Read More

UR fraternity hosts party exclusively for students with COVID-19

The event, titled “Staying Positive During the Pandemic,” took place last Friday, March 25 and reached about 70 students at its peak.  Read More

The flags are back!

Now, underclassmen can witness the flag lounge in all its glory. Read More

Grounds crew exposed for hosting a groundhog fight ring

What better way to settle these territorial disputes than through an organized fighting ring? Read More

Shuttle Bus Transformer

The University of Rochester has been aware that the one of the shuttles our community takes is actually a weapon of mass destruction. Read More