Humor
chatbot
Letter to the Editor: STFU, CHATBOT
Why the F*** are there more ChatBot emails in my inbox, huh? Read More
Midterms
Psychological Warfare: Midterms
It has come to light that one class had five midterms during the semester, resulting in a syllabus that created a rip in the time space continuum, which could become a ticking time bomb for Earth due to the inherent paradox of a test that happens at the midway point happening four more times during the semester. Read More
experiment
Psychology Bets
The students made bets on which major they thought they could get to burn down our beloved Rush Rhees Library Read More
Narratives
The Order of the Idiot
Need a professor stuck in a shouting match stalemate about why we can’t just print more money for the full lecture so there’s less content on the exam? Done. Want office hours monopolized by someone not even taking the class so your lukewarm take on Kant’s lack of relatability can shine by comparison? We got you. Read More
Campus Life
Dealing with Snow
Because this is The First Time Ever that snow has fallen, here’s how to deal with the snow that plagues this campus (we could really use some of that “global warming” now, amirite?). Read More
advice
Help! My Upstairs Neighbors are having Fun
About that Irish step dance class… oof. That’s “totes not chill,” as I’m sure you and your hip friends have often put it. No hat, or something. Read More
UR Joking
Learning from rejection
We pride ourselves on creating a brotherhood of increasing physical and mental fortitude. Read More
UR Joking
Rest In Pieces, Dr. ChatBot
The lack of emails to come has proven to take a gigantic toll on those motherfuckers who don’t clear out their inbox and brag about how many unread email notifications they have for the sole purpose of being completely insufferable. Read More
