Humor

The Tale of the Hunchback of Rush Rhees

He’d never even eaten a Pringle before. Read More

Letter to the Editor: STFU, CHATBOT

Why the F*** are there more ChatBot emails in my inbox, huh? Read More

Psychological Warfare: Midterms

It has come to light that one class had five midterms during the semester, resulting in a syllabus that created a rip in the time space continuum, which could become a ticking time bomb for Earth due to the inherent paradox of a test that happens at the midway point happening four more times during the semester. Read More

Psychology Bets

The students made bets on which major they thought they could get to burn down our beloved Rush Rhees Library Read More

The Order of the Idiot

Need a professor stuck in a shouting match stalemate about why we can’t just print more money for the full lecture so there’s less content on the exam? Done. Want office hours monopolized by someone not even taking the class so your lukewarm take on Kant’s lack of relatability can shine by comparison? We got you. Read More

Dealing with Snow

Because this is The First Time Ever that snow has fallen, here’s how to deal with the snow that plagues this campus (we could really use some of that “global warming” now, amirite?). Read More

Help! My Upstairs Neighbors are having Fun

About that Irish step dance class… oof. That’s “totes not chill,” as I’m sure you and your hip friends have often put it. No hat, or something.  Read More

Comics of the week

"Might as well sign me up for a 401K" Read More

Learning from rejection

We pride ourselves on creating a brotherhood of increasing physical and mental fortitude. Read More

Rest In Pieces, Dr. ChatBot

The lack of emails to come has proven to take a gigantic toll on those motherfuckers who don’t clear out their inbox and brag about how many unread email notifications they have for the sole purpose of being completely insufferable. Read More