Narratives
Narratives
Broken records
With his alarm blasting, head ringing, and heart sinking, senior Erik Franclin dragged himself out of bed. Read More
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The importance of flossing
You see, I have nice teeth. Like, REALLY nice teeth. Read More
Fitness
The CrossFit cult
The summer before I entered eighth grade, my dad made the executive decision to immerse our family in a cult. Read More
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Examples of how I don’t know what I’m doing
Can I please be a dancing, Hebrew-speaking, brain-researching, religious-sex-expert please? Anyone hiring? Read More
Narratives
Slogan debunker
Hello, again! My name is Pete, and somehow I’m still the CT’s Senior Slogan Debunker. I’ve been tasked with assessing the logic behind some popular slogans, so let’s see how they hold up. Read More
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 7
I’m suddenly very aware of my legs not being able to touch the ground from the hybrid highchair/barstool here at the Dirty Diaper. Read More
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I have a problem
I'm a firm believer that life boils down to a few simple things. Character, charisma, intelligence, and personality all come to mind. Read More
Dining
The end of the world as we know it
Can someone explain to me what in God’s name Macaroni and Cheese Soup is? Read More
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An open letter that should be closed
Wow. I’ve never written an open letter before, but now I feel really good about myself. Read More
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 6
I tried to kick in the door like an old Western movie, but I ended up just kicking through the door and getting stuck for, like, ten minutes. Read More
