Tagged - groundboi
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Groundhogs plot to take over the University
The groundhogs are part of a top-secret, elite organization Hegemony of Groundhogs (H.O.G.) and are plotting to take over the school. Read More
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Tunneling club reaches new tunnels
Tunnels come in many shapes and sizes, primarily tunnel-like and fuckery-like. Read More
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Grounds crew exposed for hosting a groundhog fight ring
What better way to settle these territorial disputes than through an organized fighting ring? Read More
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Zombie groundbois take over University post-Halloween, face little resistance
“Bwaiiiiins!” was the rallying cry of the undead rodent army that took over River Campus this past week, slaughtering countless students for their juicy, powerful thinking meats. Read More
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The underground professorhood: A groundboi night school
In the early hours of the morning with the cover of darkness and the moon high in the sky, a community of animals met at the stoop of a groundhog hole on the hill beside Jackson Court. Read More
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Groundbreaking groundhog goes blonde
Blondeboi has been reviewed by Monroe County Animal Control, and ruled legally blonde. Read More
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Rocky needs a reevaluation
Can someone please explain to me why our mascot is not a groundboi? Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines a mascot as “a person, animal, or object adopted by a group as a symbolic figure especially to bring them good luck.” Who denoted a yellowjacket was the symbolic figure that would bring UR good luck? Or, even worse, […]
