Tagged - first-year
bacterium
Breaking: new bacterium discovered in first-year communal bathrooms
The bacterium — officially dubbed Gilbertella freshmanii — appears to thrive under conditions researchers describe as “uniquely vile,” feeding on shaved pubes, three-month-old Axe body spray residue, and perpetually damp towels. Read More
advice
What the first-years want you to know
We never knew about Danforth being closed on the weekends or the maze that is Rush Rhees. We didn’t know how much we’d miss home. Read More
change
My dorm is changing
I have left a fourth of my college experience behind, and have an incredibly uncertain future given the circumstances. Read More
COVID-19
Boxing up my life
It took me a handful of hours to transport my entire life from one world to another. Read More
